Hey, Poot, I have no idea why your Mum likes fergs so much. They aren't cuddly, they don't play in trees, and no matter how many times you kiss them, they don't turn into princes. Squirrels, on the other hand, are both cuddly AND warm, we can play in trees AND defend ourselves with our ferocious teeth, and we are royalty from birth. A ferg's only redeeming quality is that they don't compete with squirrels for food. Ha! A ferg would look really stoopid trying to eat nuts.
From Mum: Pood! Can you bring me back a mooscally ferg? Hubba hubba!
You know, I was waiting for you to explain yourself girl!
ReplyDeleteHey, Poot, I have no idea why your Mum likes fergs so much. They aren't cuddly, they don't play in trees, and no matter how many times you kiss them, they don't turn into princes.
ReplyDeleteSquirrels, on the other hand, are both cuddly AND warm, we can play in trees AND defend ourselves with our ferocious teeth, and we are royalty from birth.
A ferg's only redeeming quality is that they don't compete with squirrels for food. Ha! A ferg would look really stoopid trying to eat nuts.
From Mum: Pood! Can you bring me back a mooscally ferg? Hubba hubba!
I wonder how long your mom will be able to stay away!
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